Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 31, 2020

So that’s their dogma?

They keep making that noise while I’m trying to sleep and it will be soon too.

Doggone it!

Aaooooowoowoowoowwwwwww!

And now, to those of you who are sick and lame, I say, “Heal!”

“Amen” to that. Woof, woof.

Your faith was strong but you needed proof / You heard her howling “woof woof woof” (someone else can finish it)

and just where do the cats go?

Let us sing Adeste Fido.

I believe it. Only about one in a million people go that direction. Most of them…like ALL politicians…go straight to hell.

Except for those two German Shepherds that bit me when I was little…

Today this is not funny. One of my dogs has an appointment in 3 hours. Goodbye sweet Daphne.

Shouldn’t it be “HOWWWWLELUJAH”

I honestly used to hear the word that way as a kid.

If all dogs go to heaven, are we handed pooper-scoopers when we get there?

Happy New Year, everyone!

All cats go to Heaven too.