Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 19, 2021

Did Timmy give him a tongue-lashing?

Timmy: Flies exist to be our food, so my eating it was the greatest honor.

I don’t usually think of frogs as predators. But really, that’s what they are.

Now, let’s not jump into hasty conclusions here!

Dang, he could put an eye out with that thing.

But -there was a fly on his face!

That’s what frogs do…

Every criminal’s mom seemingly says that.

Not exactly the right expression for your kind, Mom.

But he didn’t hurt the fly, he ate him.