Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 17, 2022

Psh. That oughta be “Piñata-yada-yada” surely? Or maybe “Piñata-yata-yata”?

Well, just drinks a piñata colada and relaxes until then.

If he doesn’t stop talking soon the bashing may start before the kids arrive.

He’d fit right into a Seinfeld episode.

Poor dude. He looks….beat. buh doom psst

Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

Them’s the breaks.