Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 10, 2022

Get the point?

I think they’re eye to eye on this.

They look like male sperm!!!

Step on crack, break your mother’s back – In this case ‘Walking up the wall’ (Spider-Man)

Good luck! We don’t have an extradition treaty with that haystack.

oh this one is sew bad

Eye don’t think so.

Maybe hire a private eye.

Darn, I can’t come up with one.

Must be Portland with needles on the street

The one in Seattle is much easier to find.

Police are also searching for a camel of interest.

Might want to ask the camel first

They’re just stringing it along. We’ll keep our eye out for it.

they just need to stick to it…

Stop with the comments already — enough needling!

“They’re not pinning it on me”!

Well, once they find that needle, they can button up the case.

They’ve about got this one sewn up.