Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 02, 2022

Strangely (not) vending machines are well designed to make that sort of thing difficult if not impossible. Much like bank deposit boxes and mailboxes.

That’s Babar-ic conduct.

Peanut craving

he must have gotten extensions to that trunk

It’s Irrelephant

Too bad they don’t make them with chocolate anymore.

Don’t tell HR, but this is why I won’t hire elephants.

He’s using his proboscis. No amateur boscis for him!

If that were actually possible, the humans would’ve emptied out the bottom row by now.

This is funny! Thanks, Leigh.

As much as I prefer PayDay, he should’ve gone with a Snickers. After all, it does have a _fist full of peanuts in every bar … _

Anything for peanuts

How much of a bonus did a certain candy company pay that elephant.

Gee, an elephant stealing things. Who would have guessed?

Strange proportions.

My go to survival when I “need food now!” In a bag in my car – small V8, payday bar and big bottle of water.

Can of Cookies?!

I’m sure that they’ve actually got better designed vending machines there, on the Planet of the Elephants.

Delicious PayDay bars.