Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 09, 2023

He didn’t even make it to first base.

…with her castle full of cats. :-D

Yep. Kinda like Beauty and the Beast, Snow White and so many other older Disney stories.

Enjoy the cats and box wine

Poor froggo. Poor fairy-tale froggo.

Well Mr. Frog, back to your jerk-water pond!!!

…and Woke alone.

There is NO happily ever after…….

I knew this lady … She had had more than a few relationships, `til the day she met that one special guy. They’ve been happily wed for some time now … I pointed out to her how she had kissed a lot frogs before she met her prince … ;)

Probably not really a princess anyway. Was there an Adams apple?

Oh well, back to his bachelor pad!!

Thanks Leigh, that’s way too profound and very funny and clever for a Sunday morning…

Smart move. If you did kiss him he’d try to do disgusting things with that tongue.

She a medieval German princess so she ended up being forced to marry some foreign king who gave her a few kids but otherwise slept with his GF.

Sad …