Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 15, 2024

You’re in deep doodoo now.

You’ll want a new floor once that first egg hatches!!

Yes, you should have, provided you can find some.

Can’t read the latest poop in the news without a newspaper

Or at least something with a low pile.

Eww!

Just like Christine, he had to go kaka too.

what are people lining birdcages with these days?

I don’t know shag from shinola.