Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 30, 2024

Shouldn’t those dogs have a horn?

I figure those things have exactly ONE kernel of corn in each. Uni-corn.

And ya get to keep the stick, too!!

It’s okay as long as the dog comes on a collectible unicorn horn.

That’s just the effect of the Shield of Boringness (pardon my human accent).

They’re peaking around the unicorner.

I’d expect that to be a corn dog with sprinkles.