I grew up in a house where the front door was 6 ft. I am 6’4”. I had gone off to college and had been gone for some time. On a trip home my little brother and I were messing around. He headed out the front door at a full run with me about 5 steps behind him. I forgot to duck. It laid me out cold!II
Concretionist 3 months ago
I see this one is so old that Noah has a ¿land?line.
Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago
The bounders!
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
All Ark passengers must wear safety helmets at all times.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 3 months ago
Had to look at this one a second time before I got it … funny! (OK, I’m a little slow tonight.)
basspro 3 months ago
“And hop to it.”
Doug K 3 months ago
Tell them not to hop on board.
AZCoyote 3 months ago
The bible is full of absurd stories.
TMMILLER Premium Member 3 months ago
I grew up in a house where the front door was 6 ft. I am 6’4”. I had gone off to college and had been gone for some time. On a trip home my little brother and I were messing around. He headed out the front door at a full run with me about 5 steps behind him. I forgot to duck. It laid me out cold!II
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
They’re just two tall.
mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago
“And remember to, tie me kangaroo down…boy!”
Lablubber 3 months ago
They shouldn’t have tried to use their frequent leaper points
jpozenel 3 months ago
Jumpin’ for joy to get aboard.