Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 02, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wait till they play ball … with yours.

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    TStyle78  3 months ago

    Is that how that came up with that song?

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    SHIVA  3 months ago

    Think of it, introducing baseball to aliens!!!!

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    stillfickled Premium Member 3 months ago

    Cracker Jack

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 3 months ago

    why, that reminds me of a song!

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    You don’t care if you ever get back? You might when they break out the probes. But then it IS an election year, the probes might be better.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Can I operate the orbital cannon?

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    My wife and I saw Cracker Jacks labeled as Cracker Jills. I asked if that’s because they have no nuts? (for the record, they do, just a women in sports thing.)

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    amaneaux  3 months ago

    Two common errors in that line. The correct line is “Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack, I don’t care if I never get back!”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Batter up!!

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    Going going gone goodbye.

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    BigBoy  3 months ago

    EARWORM !

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    comicalUser  3 months ago

    Peanuts and Cracker Jack?! More like chewing tobacco, gum or sunflower seeds!

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    The Force is weak with this one…

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 3 months ago

    There’s the pitch and it looks like this one is out of here!

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    Cerabooge  3 months ago

    If he’d held on to the bat, it might have been a different story.

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