Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 16, 2024

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    The cow won.

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    Superman lost his “S”?

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 2 months ago

    or the day he got soooo hammered, he was talking to cows

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 2 months ago

    he’s lying. he can see right through his story

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago

    A thousand bucks? That’s a lot of doe.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I have seen a lot of cows and never seen one jump. They prefer to go through a fence rather than over it.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Must be the pre-Fleischer Bros cartoon Superman. It was easier to animate flying than jumping over buildings and running after the bad guys.

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    ElwoodP  about 2 months ago

    …I’ve never seen a purple cow…

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    Godfreydaniel  about 2 months ago

    In order to affect Superman, booze needs to be spiked with kryptonite…..

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    Jefano Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Marvel’s parody of Superman in Not Brand Echh was, if memory serves, “Faster than a speeding pullet … More powerful than a loco motorboat … Able to leap tall bulldogs with a single bound!”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    “Bet”sy the cow.

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    comicalUser  about 2 months ago

    Moon? Big deal. Superman can go to the next planet or even galaxy!

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    paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Superman clearly has got the cow conned into thinking that’s the best he can do. He’s the one who’s about to become $1,000 richer.

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