Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 19, 2024

DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!!

I once bought some frozen spaghetti and meat balls, and when I heated it i found exactly two meat balls in it.

One raviolo.

Didja know that “ravioli” is the plural of “raviolo”?

Same package sizes, less product. Tired of the scam.

It’s like a can of pork and beans, all beans and one tiny cube of fat.

At Halloween we gave out mini packs of candy. One kid noticed his pak of M&Ms was just an M.

And for dessert, Canonly ??