Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 26, 2024

Married to the idea

Quick! Get Larry to play Three Blind Mice on his violin!

You’re losing to Mucus Head?

oh the Masked Pickle!!

Please… Hit me in the skull

Quick! Tap her hand

She married a heel.

The one move he regrets is pinning her in high school.

She knows it’s all fake, right?

She could’ve married Andre!!

Hey, it’s a job!