Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 31, 2005

Transcript:

Last week, the cafe where the lighthearted feature takes place was torn by religious differnces. "Would you like faith-based or non-faith-based seating?" So it came to pass that the protagonist was forced to choose allegience (hich he did with predictable zeal.) "Thou art a sinner!" ""Thou"?"