Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 24, 2006
June 23, 2006
June 26, 2006
Transcript:
Dear loyal readers, Those who regularly follow this humble feature know today is a special day. Today, Rudy Park's true love, Darlene, is marrying another man. Or is she? The tension is high, the stakes immense, the stomach grumblings loud, and frankly, gross. What has happened? What holds the future? Does anyone have Tums? Will Rudy devise a classy way to stop the wedding? Tune in Monday for the thrilling conclusion. (Here's a hint from the wedding cam:) "Rudy, what the...?" "I shall shower you with Macs!" "There's a monkey on the groom's head!"