Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 17, 2006
Transcript:
Recently, we here at Rudy Park Enterprises received dozens of warm regards on our 5th anniversary. We also got lots of reader questions and we shall address them here. Question #1: I read you on Internet, but would like to read you in print. Why aren't you in my local paper? <i>Because newspapers are shrinking their comics pages, editors cave to the tastes of a vocal minority, and comic syndicates are spineless WIMPS!</i> Question #2: Are you bitter? "Why ever do you ask?"