Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 28, 2006

Transcript:

"How do we know you're not the real Saddam Hussein?" "I'm his body double." "You wrote a book called, 'If I Did it, This is How I Would Have Tortured People.'" "Pure fantasy." "On the day the tortures happened, I was playing soccer with friends." "GOOOOAAL!" "I thought writers got better treatment in America."