Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 12, 2007
September 11, 2007
September 13, 2007
Transcript:
"In a startling development, the game of presidential primary leapfrog reached a new level today." "A local Internet cafe announced it has moved up its primary to next week - making it the first primary of the 2008 election." "At first, candidates balked at the idea. But then, afraid they'd be left behind, rushed in." "I'm zero tolerance on zoo crime." "Me too." "Me three." "Death to zoos. Um... wait..."