Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 05, 2009

Transcript:

Mort says, "My social security was denied. According to the government, I'm dead." Mort says, "Think of the implications. I could get a job and never have to pay taxes." Mort says, "But then I'd feel so guilty that I'd have a heart attack and die." Mort says, "Oh, the life of the guilt-ridden liberal!" Armstrong says, "Whiner."