Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 09, 2010
Transcript:
The fine feature's characters have gone on strike in light of new rules requiring them to behave in a more positive manner. Fortunately, we have one of the world's best union-busters, Armstrong Maynard. Armstrong says, "I'd politely ask the characters to return to work, even though I appreciate the well-meaning nature of their cause." Oops, we forgot! He's got to be positive, too! Armstrong says, "Maybe I can get everyone a raise."