Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 25, 2021

Just move to Nebraska until November.

I am happy to live in the sweet spot. No hurricanes. No tornadoes. No severe drought. Moderate but reliable winters. Four distinct seasons (though a little relative these days).

Hurricanes and tornados seem to be widening their territories recently.

Pouch tuna is smaller, cheaper, and easier to open. Don’t forget the mayo and crackers.

Everyone knows the Helipad goes on the Roof.

Otherwise, it will be Underwater when you Need it.