Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 27, 2022

Your Mom wants you home.

I guess he forgot it was a phone.

Introduce that kid to Sadie.

I dialed my go-to pet shop to make an appointment and got a busy signal. I’m guessing most kids wouldn’t know what that is.

(The appointment wasn’t for me, it was for my birds, wise guys.)

All my kids turned their ringers off, vibrate only. I have ringers for everybody, happy music for my wife, an air horn for my dispatcher.

One o’ you young whippersnappers is gonna have to explain how you get “Text-Game-Face-Cam-Tweeter” from iPhone.

Don’t worry, Rudy. Just as being old doesn’t automatically make a person wise, knowing something doesn’t automatically make make a person old.

I have heard (but cannot cite a reliable source at all) that the development of smartphones was long discouraged by such questions as “Who would want a camera that can make phone calls?”.

It’s probably Spam anyway. The networks make to much money on these calls to so anything about it.