Sarah's Scribbles by Sarah Andersen for December 23, 2020

Make daddy proud now!

Hope everyone has better luck than me; I had one disappear from my mailbox. :(

I refreshed the page, but it is still half a mile away.

Mine is going the wrong direction on another continent.

I don’t have a package.:(

Thanks, Trump.

The new Amazon delivery drivers, who don’t know the neighborhood like the UPS and USPS drivers do, will leave it on somebody else’s doorstep. And you get to play “who’s welcome mat is that?” with the delivery photo.

oof

UPS: “Your package is in the next town over from you on a truck being driven by Al, and will arrive at your front door at 2:37 PM today.”

FedEx: “Yeah, we’ve got your package. You’ll get it when we bring it.”

Amazon: “This is a lovely dress. We are in your walk-in closet waiting for you, so come hang it up at your earliest convenience.”

USPS: “Huh? You ordered something?”

Everyone please be patient, the post office is totally swamped these days..

The mail van: drives in front of my houseme: yaaaay my new visa cardThe mail van: Drives away five seconds laterme: NO.

What are those things under her eyes?

(Sips 3rd cup of coffee, waiting for package to come over.)

Yeah, I honestly prefer it when I completely forget I ordered something and so I don’t think of it until it arrives, and then I’m like, hey, surprise birthday present from me!