Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 12, 2014

It does.They weren’t close anyway though.There was already a bit of tension.

I always say “Santa” instead of “Jesus” when I use an expletive. They are both figments of peoples’ imagination after all. One imaginary magical being is just as good as the other!

No doubt Herman Melville got a bruise or knot somewhere from the missus when he wrote, “I must say a few words about this enterprising wife of mine. Her maxim is, ‘Whatever is, is wrong; and what is more, must be altered; and what is still more, must be altered right away.’”

It’s like “My God!” They’re praying for their souls that are endangered by the immorality present.

Maybe because you’re thinking only about the U.S. which is Christian dominated. The rest of the world doesn’t use Jesus (pronounced “Hey Zeus!”) as an explicative.

it was the brandi talking. And by the brandi, I mean my stripper GF “Brandi.”

Lady Astor to Churchill: “If I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.”

Churchill: “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”