Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 23, 2016

Transcript:

I created a device that records every word you say. It converts each sentence into concepts organized by relations. For example, cat = cute or game and friends = fun. Via this complete listing of all connections, I have discovered that you hold 7 trillion socially repulsive views. Consider the following three connections you proposed: 1) Hitler = evil 2) evil = confusing 30 love = confusing From this, we can conclude that you believe Hitler = love. I think your logic is a little confusing. Oh wow. Straight for the Hitler comparison.