People who bought the Deluxe Suicide Kit also bought a rope and a stepladder.
“Did you read the instructions?”
“No, of course not.”
“Would it kill you to read the instructions?”
“…”
Lt. Dish would be a better option.
The Basic Suicide Kit is just the box. You’re supposed to eat the box and choke to death.
May Covid avoid you and yours my friends.
Maybe she thought he bought it as a gift.
Sounds pretty Groening-esque.
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Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
People who bought the Deluxe Suicide Kit also bought a rope and a stepladder.
Ida No almost 3 years ago
“Did you read the instructions?”
“No, of course not.”
“Would it kill you to read the instructions?”
“…”
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Lt. Dish would be a better option.
kr155150 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The Basic Suicide Kit is just the box. You’re supposed to eat the box and choke to death.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
May Covid avoid you and yours my friends.
gorillazilla almost 3 years ago
Maybe she thought he bought it as a gift.
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
Sounds pretty Groening-esque.