Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 26, 2023

Guy: “So, will I be the main centerpiece?”

Their halls are alive with the sound of mucous.

Is humor the result of “an interrupted defense mechanism”? [Larry Niven]

at least he didn’t wine about the situation

I thought Newfies were considered born to be the butts of jokes, not their creators.

“But we’ll give you a chance. If you can be funnier than him, and are resistant to Zorblaxian diseases, you can be our pet human joke teller!”

“Ain’t you ever seen a naked comedian before?” —Bobcat Goldthwait

Just like roses and many landscape trees.

Suddenly, he longed for the days when it was only about anal probes.