Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 06, 2013
December 05, 2013
December 09, 2013
Transcript:
The five types of Author photos: The hand on chin, moody but approachable, the glam shot (So flattering, it looks nothing like the author), disturbingly candid, the eccentric (with/ without pimp cane).
Ironhold almost 11 years ago
The author shot that was taken for my weekly column looks terrible.[]I can’t smile properly because my lower jaw is deformed (my face got messed up in an accident), and I had to take my glasses off because they were giving off a glare, meaning that you can see the lines on my face where my lenses normally rest.
ant almost 11 years ago
I wonder what my chicken would look like. The yearbooks’ ones were funny.
jaywilsonwork almost 11 years ago
Hey! Leave Robert Jordan out of this!