Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 24, 2014
February 21, 2014
February 25, 2014
Transcript:
Taking a fake sick day? Need an excuse that really works? Behold the power of... food poisoning! It's got it all! Quick onset! Quick Recovery! Embarrassing symptoms that nobody wants to ask questions about!
My dad used to say that vomiting was all in your mind. We weren’t allowed to get sick, he didn’t have any patience for weakness or sick kids. Funny though, my sister’s mind vomited in the back seat when she told him she was feeling sick. He reused to pull over when she warned him and then proceeded to yell at her for actually vomiting. Fun childhood! Laugh a minute!
Superfrog over 10 years ago
Everybody’s favourite.
pcolli over 10 years ago
My mother used to say that if you were well enough to get out of bed, you were well enough to go to school.
ant over 10 years ago
Chicken tried to trick me with this, but failed. ;)
Spooky D Cat over 10 years ago
Believe me, if you’ve got poisoning, you’re not faking being sick.
KayKayJam over 10 years ago
Got food poisoning twice….it was awful!
Melekalikimaka over 10 years ago
My dad used to say that vomiting was all in your mind. We weren’t allowed to get sick, he didn’t have any patience for weakness or sick kids. Funny though, my sister’s mind vomited in the back seat when she told him she was feeling sick. He reused to pull over when she warned him and then proceeded to yell at her for actually vomiting. Fun childhood! Laugh a minute!