Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 01, 2016
January 29, 2016
February 02, 2016
Transcript:
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ant almost 9 years ago
STFU!
Ida No almost 9 years ago
Don’t be that guy.
John Falstaff almost 9 years ago
In a truly enlightened world of brotherhood and kindness and equity, loud public cellphone-talkers would be summarily executed.
æ² almost 9 years ago
There should be circuitry built into the phone that measures the ambient volume of the surrounding environment, and then measures the volume of the user’s voice in contrast to the ambient volume, over a period of say, two minutes. And if, over that two-minute period, the sound of the user’s voice is over a certain volume threshold in relation to the ambient volume, a nice little shock is delivered to the user’s head.
pcolli almost 9 years ago
If anyone tells me that it’s a private conversation, I ask them why they’re shouting in MY ear.