Bunny Father: Happy Easter, son!
Bunny Son: A car?!! For me? Dad, you're the greatest! It's made of chocolate isn't it?
Bunny Father: Yes!
Bunny Son: I hate you.
Since Peter Cottontail Enterprises, LLC, took over years ago, Easter has never been the same. The various franchises under the corporate name have made it all about chocolate, and jelly beans, and Peeps. And e.coli scares about eggs haven’t helped. Let’s get it all back to wearing fancy clothes that make other people jealous, attending church for one of the two times of the year we actually go.
Laura Chapman over 8 years ago
i’ll take it!
John Falstaff over 8 years ago
Everybody thinks Easter Bunnies live wonderful exciting lives, but they’re just like the rest of us. Except, rabbits.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
Since Peter Cottontail Enterprises, LLC, took over years ago, Easter has never been the same. The various franchises under the corporate name have made it all about chocolate, and jelly beans, and Peeps. And e.coli scares about eggs haven’t helped. Let’s get it all back to wearing fancy clothes that make other people jealous, attending church for one of the two times of the year we actually go.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Eat the ears first!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
A heated discussion = hot cross bunnies.