Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 11, 2018

Do the people who believe that it’s good luck when a bird poops on you also believe that it’s bad luck if you win ten million dollars?

When life poops on you, make with the optimism already.

My folks told me that I would get married when I got pooped by a bird during my high school’s lunch. Well, I am still not married. :(

Hey, if those are foo birds, don’t wash it off.

An oldie but a goodie. You also saved me the effort of finding a way to phrase a comment so that I don’t get banned. ;-)

“Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop?

Answer: That is bird poop, too.”

Kurt Vonnegut (1998). “Timequake”, p.127, Penguin

i believe if a thousand birds poop on you, you’ve been MURDERED!

Have to love that chicken’s positive attitude/outlook!