Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 16, 2018
July 13, 2018
July 17, 2018
Transcript:
Chicken: I was giving a presentation at the office. And suddenly I realized that I didn't know what I was talking about. Uh... And I had no clothes on. And I was surrounded by bears. Angry bears. That shoot lava out of their paws. And they shot lava at me. And criticized my presentation. And said that my data was inaccurate. And then I wake up...
Ida No over 6 years ago
And any bears that have lava lamps. That also don’t like sitting through boring presentations.
pcolli over 6 years ago
If you go down to the boardroom today, you’d better go in disguise…..
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
Well duh.
Indianapolis Smith over 6 years ago
You are in love with your sister and also want extreme male enhancement, same as always.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ over 6 years ago
You were watching the new ‘Star Trek’ last night, weren’t you? Don’t worry: tardigrades are much smaller in real life!
Alien-X over 6 years ago
“I think you should stay away from lava bears.” – That’s why he gets the Big Bucks!
Nobody_Important over 6 years ago
And here I thought he should simply make sure the next time there is a presentation, he should wear clothes and have a full understanding of the material! And, perhaps, not go in the room if there are bears of any kind. But that’s just me…