The zombie guide to table manners. Use the appropriate utensils. Close your mouth while you're chewing. Don't slurp your food. Speak only when your mouth is empty. Chicken 1: Brains!
Eat your hosts only when it’s specifically indicated on the invitations.
Don’t forget to use a napkin.
Ummm, chicken brains!
Pull off the stem first.
Remember to thank whoever prepared your meal.
Make sure everyone has had firsts before you get seconds.
mppgf [snort] HA HA HA HA, yeah, right.
Shouldn’t they be call d LAPkins".
Or maybe “LIPkins”.
A bib might be nice…
Ida No over 5 years ago
Eat your hosts only when it’s specifically indicated on the invitations.
claudio645 over 5 years ago
Don’t forget to use a napkin.
William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ummm, chicken brains!
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Pull off the stem first.
LOLBeth over 5 years ago
Remember to thank whoever prepared your meal.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
Make sure everyone has had firsts before you get seconds.
mppgf [snort] HA HA HA HA, yeah, right.
Calvin over 5 years ago
Shouldn’t they be call d LAPkins".
Calvin over 5 years ago
Or maybe “LIPkins”.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
A bib might be nice…