The girls all get prettier at closing timeThey all begin to look like movie starsThe girls all get prettier at closing timeWhen the change starts taking placeIt puts a glow on every faceOf the falling angels of the back street bars.
If I could rate ‘em on a scale from 1 to 10I’m lookin’ for a 9 but 8 would slip right inA few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4But when tomorrow morning comes, And I wake up with a number 1I swear I’ll never do it anymore.
[Chorus]
Now, I don’t mean to criticize the girls at allI’m no Robert Redford, even overhauledWe all picture in our minds a girl that looks just rightAin’t it funny, ain’t it strange,The way a man’s opinion changesWhen he starts to face that lonely night.
What is this – the world of Adventure Time? A living ,talking box? Why that is almost as absurd as talking chickens….wait; this is a cartoon. Never mind.
Ida No almost 5 years ago
I dunno. I just get my Fresh Start™ from the cereal aisle in my local grocery store. That way, I remain regular all day, too.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Odd. That’s exactly how I stat my new year’s day.
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
This is hysterically funny!
fgerbil46 almost 5 years ago
The girls all get prettier at closing timeThey all begin to look like movie starsThe girls all get prettier at closing timeWhen the change starts taking placeIt puts a glow on every faceOf the falling angels of the back street bars.
If I could rate ‘em on a scale from 1 to 10I’m lookin’ for a 9 but 8 would slip right inA few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4But when tomorrow morning comes, And I wake up with a number 1I swear I’ll never do it anymore.
[Chorus]
Now, I don’t mean to criticize the girls at allI’m no Robert Redford, even overhauledWe all picture in our minds a girl that looks just rightAin’t it funny, ain’t it strange,The way a man’s opinion changesWhen he starts to face that lonely night.
[Chorus]
Of the falling angels of the back street bars
Thank you Mickey Gilley! :-)
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
To all the people with hangovers, I scream, “HAPPY NEW YEAR.”
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
What is this – the world of Adventure Time? A living ,talking box? Why that is almost as absurd as talking chickens….wait; this is a cartoon. Never mind.
warjoski Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So he drank until he rebooted
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
how many tequilas did i drink last night?