Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for June 30, 2020

Hell on the heart, but at least they don’t require the dentures to be put in.

‘Salad?’ ‘No, that’s what the steer ate just before it croaked. I don’t want to follow that path.’

I admire her will power; it’s so hard to stay on a diet in the face of such temptation.

Great line. I’m keeping that one.

Cheeseburgers are just salads built to carry in your hand, a little pickle, lettuce, and tomato, with some meat bits and between croutons.

If you order it with lettuce, tomato, pickles and onion does that count as a salad?

Sounds like my father, although he’d skip the bun. Atkins for him.

i wonder what a ‘strict’ burger tastes like – i used to prefer ‘juicy’…