Like “Sanitation Engineer”?
Flea exchange.
Farmers get excited by the feeling of warm cow plops between their toes on a cold winter’s day. Why aren’t dog owners equally excited? After all, they’re still wearing shoes…
Park your dog here….
Squishy walking zone.
I’ve seen a peanut stand and heard a rubber band but now I’ve seen everything when I see a chicken walk his dog.
The bottom line is we tend to call/name things something other than what they really are rather than dealing with reality.
As a compromise, why not call it a “poop park”? Honesty and alliteration!
Or, we could pretend like it is the neighbor’s front yard and that we don’t think he is watching…
So, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” He’d forgotten his poop bags at home.
eolan59 almost 3 years ago
Like “Sanitation Engineer”?
Zykoic almost 3 years ago
Flea exchange.
Ida No almost 3 years ago
Farmers get excited by the feeling of warm cow plops between their toes on a cold winter’s day. Why aren’t dog owners equally excited? After all, they’re still wearing shoes…
pcolli almost 3 years ago
Park your dog here….
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Squishy walking zone.
Sir Isaac almost 3 years ago
I’ve seen a peanut stand and heard a rubber band but now I’ve seen everything when I see a chicken walk his dog.
Snetd almost 3 years ago
The bottom line is we tend to call/name things something other than what they really are rather than dealing with reality.
StephenRice almost 3 years ago
As a compromise, why not call it a “poop park”? Honesty and alliteration!
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Or, we could pretend like it is the neighbor’s front yard and that we don’t think he is watching…
tinstar almost 3 years ago
So, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” He’d forgotten his poop bags at home.