Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for November 23, 2021

Or a gun.

Or a laser pointer.

Or airhorns: https://www.gocomics.com/skinhorse/2021/11/22

….especially during the night….

As if he needed one….

I’m in no danger until she develops opposable thumbs.

Especially the ones that are already very vocal. My loving wife finally got her Oriental Shorthair kittens just before she died and when they “talk” they are very loud which was one of the reasons she wanted them.