Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for March 01, 2023

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    Nobody_Important  almost 2 years ago

    And yet, you are still sitting in your chair with your book and not going to check.

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    gary  almost 2 years ago

    if you over-bake your pizza

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    Ida No  almost 2 years ago

    Kid looks so happy.

    Actually, I just finished watching the Mythbusters episode where they liquefy gummi bears, turn the sugar into a fine powder, and use that for making solid fuel rocket engines. Pineapples have lots of sugar in the juice. They should be able to burn.

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    Uh oh. Either the chick has just seen a Sponge Bob episode, or he’s going to make an experiment suggestion to “Crazy Russian Hacker” on YouTube.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sniff, sniff….Do I smell burning Pineapple? Odd.

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    ladykat  almost 2 years ago

    If the bonfire is hot enough, you can pretty much burn anything!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    What’s this kid up to and why a pineapple?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Hollers after his kid: Make sure you wear safety goggles!

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    calliarcale  almost 2 years ago

    With the right oxidizer, you can burn anything! The pineapple’s water content will be the biggest challenge. Forget that wimpy lighter fluid. Get some chlorine trifluoride. That’ll oxidize anything and you won’t even need a match! It will ignite on contact! You will need a scuba tank and hazmat suit, though, because of the extremely toxic and corrosive gasses that will be released, and be very careful not to use too much — this will also burn anything you could possibly contain the pineapple in. This will ignite metal, concrete, sand, glass, stone, and even water ice.

    There’s a delightful YouTube safety video (in French) showing chlorine trifluoride reacting with common lab personal protective equipment. It’s hypergolic with absolutely all of them, so it would definitely do a fine job of reducing a pineapple to a cinder quite efficiently.

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    proclusstudent  almost 2 years ago

    @calliarcale —Duck Duck Go “Things I won’t work with.”

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    mokspr Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I think the correct way to ignite a pineapple is to peel it, soak it in strong rum, light it and then, after a moment, douse the flame with french vanilla ice cream!

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well, this green, fist sized thing looks kind of like a pineapple. I’ll try it! :)

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Does he want to set the hen house on fire…

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