Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 01, 2023

Geese and their trumpets

“Didn’t mean to blow my own horn. Got one I can borrow?”

Why not a goose with a Harpo Marx wig and a bicycle horn in “Goose Soup”?

What’s really annoying is the duck on the other side of the house playing the bagpipes.

There’s a blue jay playing the ukelele down the road.

Stop playing duck side of the moon.

I’ve heard of trumpeter swans, but not trumpeter geese.

Good one, Doug! Thanks for the giggles this morning.

“Hey Goose, why don’t you blow it out your brass!?!?”.

Think about it

OK …

“And stay away from my car!”