Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 25, 2023

Oh c’mon now. That’s just a load of croc. (Can be said when receiving shipments of ugly shoes.)

How doth the sly alligator

Fill its hungry tummy:

A foolish cell phone texter

Is especially yummy.

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How cheerfully he’s taken in

All seeming unaware

The gator snaps jaws into a grin …

So, texters — do beware!

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(Apology to Lewis Carroll)

That’s what you get for not paying attention.

Yes, the obsession is lethal… CHOMP CHOMP!

Winner winner chicken dinner!

The chicken turned into a swallow.

That cat video is going to give the gator indigestion. :)

Now we know why alligator tastes like chicken.

Got it! Chicken and the croc, an old sea tale…

Walked right into that one.