Hey! It’s one of those nice people that always tell me when I’ve left the road! Sir, can I request that you free me from my seat belt before you write the ticket? Thanks! I’m pretty sure I’m not going to run away, at least until after I find out why I can’t feel my legs this time!"
marilynnbyerly 11 months ago
The kids being taught how to cartoon got this joke more than us old fogies.
Imagine 11 months ago
Don’t worry. You will have plenty of time to find it in the jail cell.
Ida No 11 months ago
Hey! It’s one of those nice people that always tell me when I’ve left the road! Sir, can I request that you free me from my seat belt before you write the ticket? Thanks! I’m pretty sure I’m not going to run away, at least until after I find out why I can’t feel my legs this time!"
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
In the near future, we’ll be back to hieroglyphics, LOL IFIDSSM.
William Bednar Premium Member 11 months ago
Three? I think the lightning bolt emoji will do.
Impkins Premium Member 11 months ago
Skip straight to the one that looks like chocolate ice cream. :)
Imagine 11 months ago
Start looking for the “You’re screwed” emoji instead.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Sir can I see your license, registration, emoji?
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Tree. Collision. Bandaged Head. Winged Dollar Bill.