Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 14, 2024

“BUT WHAT IF THEY RUN OUT AT THE FACTORY!?!?!?”

The old “Fritos” jingle went:

“It’s not polite to smack your lips,

But you can’t help it with Fritos corn chips …”

But chickens don’t have lips, so it’s okay.

I don’t hoard Doritos.

i do believe the word you are looking for is “bogart”

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Nacho Chicken! Wait. Isn’t that a Lucha Libre masked fighter??? :)

We also serve who only sit and munch.

Panic buying has become an American tradition. Too bad they never choose anything sensible. Potential power failures? Empty the frozen food aisles.