On the plus side, you can drink your own beer and pass out on the floor, and no one can stop you.
Hap day birth you to…
Going to somone’s birthday party tomorrow. Not virtual, actual. A cookout at her house. I’m bringing real beer and a real card that I really painted myself. Much better.
There is no such thing as cake I can’t eat.
Do you still get paddled the number of years you are old? It’s no fun doing it yourself.
Frustrating, but at least you got a card.
Still, it’s nice to be remembered on the day you hatched.
My 30th 42nd birthday is coming up. I may throw an imaginary party.
But the cake is a lie
Aaaaacckk!
Ida No 21 days ago
On the plus side, you can drink your own beer and pass out on the floor, and no one can stop you.
Kaputnik 20 days ago
Hap day birth you to…
Going to somone’s birthday party tomorrow. Not virtual, actual. A cookout at her house. I’m bringing real beer and a real card that I really painted myself. Much better.
Profchaos 20 days ago
There is no such thing as cake I can’t eat.
PraiseofFolly 20 days ago
Do you still get paddled the number of years you are old? It’s no fun doing it yourself.
marilynnbyerly 20 days ago
Frustrating, but at least you got a card.
Mike Baldwin creator 20 days ago
Still, it’s nice to be remembered on the day you hatched.
eddi-TBH 20 days ago
My 30th 42nd birthday is coming up. I may throw an imaginary party.
Jelliqal 20 days ago
But the cake is a lie
Zebrastripes 19 days ago
Aaaaacckk!