Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 27, 2024

See? I knew you could do it.

There is no try, only denial.

Wiring the desk chairs to give electric shocks to slackers was a genius suggestion.

totally Gen X response – give you exactly what you ask for in the exact way you don’t want it. Duuude !

I am Positive it ain’t gonna happen!

That’s positively the way to go.

I positively don’t like you or that stick! :)

Typical narcissist. “Smile while I beat you, then I’ll beat you again because I hurt my hand while beating you.”

Not with you hovering over me with that board with a nail in it!