Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 06, 2012

This is how it’s done nowadays. Much less messy. (Also, soulless)

Incoming Text from the 50 Foot Woman:

You – Me = ___*

(not sure if there is a better smiley for a squashed troll with pain stars)

She was just too hard to satisfy.

Is there a cell phone big enough for her to be able to read a text on?

As a 30 Rock fan, I recognize this as the way Jack D. broke up with Condi Rice – me + u = :( .She didn’t take it well, either.