Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 17, 2013

I must confess, I never considered the pogo stick a weapon of death.

Use the law mower, dude! That could send Leopoldo flying … in about a thousand pieces.

Look at that hair. Look at that dental work. It was a clearly a mercy killing. ;)

Must not have had rain for quite sometime.

Even ghouls have to eat. To be sure, Leopold is a mutant, but he acts a lot like a ghoul….I really admire the real estate salespeople who manage repeatedly to sell the house next to Gary’s in spite of the phenomenally high Mortality Rate!

The victim looked a touch juvenile there, so obviously Leopold was using the pogo stick to capture someone else’s youth.

It’s amazing that there’s anybody left in this neighborhood.

Bouncy, bouncy, pouncy!

Is the pogo stick named Rosebud?

Did you ever try to pogo in the grass? You’ll make one jump and create a post hole.

just the tastier neighborhood youth

Heaven help us all