Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 04, 2021

Leopold doesn’t think Gary is capable of emotional stability.

I wonder who ended up turning the page. Seems like Leopold is the only one capable. Did he actually do something sort of nice, albeit low effort?

Na na na na na na na na BatVampire.

That reminds me: anybody see “Bride of Re-Animator”?

Vampires are emotionally stable?

Try hard, Gary or you’ll never get rid of bats- in- the- bellfrey

Recognizing that the book concept is taken from Beetlejuice, I wonder who publishes it?

Now we knows why he not does the turn into a bat trick more often.

The full title ends with “For Dummies.”

This is how Gary got on the cover of the Weekly World News!

“Ain’t no way for you to ever change back. You can’t do it. You gonna be that way forever. But that’s okay, you weren’t much before, either.”

“You’re just trying to make me feel better.”

“Yeah, right.”

Lets play ball Gary

You said it, Leopold! Gary is the Doomed, no matter what he does….

Bats take up less space but you have no hands.