Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 14, 2022

shouldn’t that be an independent strip?

Not to be confused with “Garfield Minus Garfield” (which no longer exists, even in the archives).

Well a head in a jar is kind of limited in abilities.

Ha!

I predict this will be about as successful a spin off as The Cleveland Show.

How about…Jar Minus Travis?

Hilarious! Always wondered what the “Garfield Minus Garfield” treatment would be like for this strip. Travis seems the likely character to be (like Jon) left alone muttering insanely.

Now that’s scary.

Where’s the Severed Head Support Group when he needs it?

Definitely a strange strip today.

I think you mean Scary Gary without Scary Gary.

Come on back, Gary. We all miss you!

Gary is not often cruel, but this is one of those times. Nobody wants to see Gary in a Speedo.

Thank you for this tryout for your proposed new strip, Mr. Travis. But don’t call us; we’ll call you.

Next! Bring on the 700-year-old Reformed vampire….