Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 01, 2023

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    Lucy Rudy  almost 2 years ago

    He should talk!

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    akachman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Metabolically, Gary is probably stuck in an afterlife weight gain cycle. Be nice, Leon.

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    Cerabooge  almost 2 years ago

    His waistline is the result of consuming too much dark energy.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    Finite and expanding are not true antonyms. Something can be both as in the case of Gary’s waistline. Gary’s unwitting statement led to Leo’s clever metaphor.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Says the little green monster….

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    rjarchuleta  almost 2 years ago

    Gary should have said “I resemble that remark”!

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    mokspr Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh! So that’s where its been hiding!

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    But….Dark Matter is very, very attractive from a gravitational standpoint………

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    As part of the universe it’s only natural that he expand.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Universe is everything, where is it expanding to?…

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Uh-oh. Things are getting tense on the porch stoop.

    Tenser, said the Tensor. Tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun!

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Every universe needs it’s blobs of dark matter, as well as hurling meteors to bring the chaos.

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